Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 420 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (135/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Pet the shopkeeper
Loiter around too long
Buy all 6 dice
Die.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/460 points)
Get an F rank.
Finish the story.
Collect all dogs.
Collect all dads.
Clear a day without ever breaking your combo.
The Button begs to be pressed.
Squeeze Yelena in an awful spot.
Get an A rank on stages 0 through 7.
Get an S rank on stages 0 through 7.
Get a Y rank on stages 0 through 7.
Get an A rank on Day 8.
Get an S rank on Day 8.
Get a Y rank on day 8.
Complete the Collection.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (25/500 points)
Unlock Pico
Unlock Phil
Unlock Captain
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (180/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/355 points)
Terrible Game
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